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iguanamouth:

aliens arrive on earth but all they want to talk about is plants. scientists frantically question the aliens for days about secrets of space travel and civilization on other worlds but they always respond with “check out this fern”

tatiana-knight:

x90dontmesswithme38x:

bluedogeyes:

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it

this hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.

withgreatpowercomesgreatcomics:

New X-Men #138
Written by Grant Morrison
Art by Frank Quitely
You let me down with these search results, google. 

You let me down with these search results, google. 

darkangelofdeath:

Woman? Is that meant to insult me? (inspired by x x)

Teen Titans Ladies // Young Justice Ladies // Arkham Series Ladies //

3leapfrogs:

•=• •=• •=•

3leapfrogs:

•=• •=• •=•

norberthellacopter:

The Neverending Story screenshots - cinematography by Josh Vacano - 1984

The NeverEnding Story opened 30 years ago today, on July 20, 1984.

hexappealclothing:

Ouroboros in the sky

The NeverEnding Story opened 30 years ago today, on July 20, 1984.

hexappealclothing:

Ouroboros in the sky

The NeverEnding Story opened 30 years ago today, on July 20, 1984.

e-rynn:

The NeverEnding Story (1984)

The NeverEnding Story opened 30 years ago today, on July 20, 1984.

e-rynn:

The NeverEnding Story (1984)

The NeverEnding Story opened 30 years ago today, on July 20, 1984.

agelfeygelach:

almost-always-eventually-right:

collaterlysisters:

maxistentialist:

horriblewarning:

DEATH TO TRANSPHOBIA

I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago.

thanks! I wish that more people in comedy realized they could just, uh, do this, and not throw a big fucking stink about it, and go on to make more jokes that are good instead of bad. It is strange that so many people seem to imagine that a simple and sincere apology is a difficult or terrible thing to give.

Cards Against Humanity is a group of people writing immensely offensive joke prompts and punchlines for a living, and if they’re collectively a better person than you are when it comes to being called out on offensive language and jokes, you should really reconsider your behavior.

This is encouraging.

stopitsgingertime:

he’s beauty, he’s grace, he’s mr. time and space

stopitsgingertime:

he’s beauty, he’s grace, he’s mr. time and space


Heathers Hampton House….#dayoff

Heathers Hampton House….#dayoff

You're planning your future, Veronica Sawyer.